Girls Night Out!
February 27, 2009 by Susan Denny
Have you ever gone out and woken the next morning not remembering what happened the night before?
It can have some funny or dire consequences. depending on how you look at it!
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were not far from a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.”
“That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, We’ll never forget you!’”
I wonder how you’d explain that one!
Having Fun With Cocktails!
February 24, 2009 by Susan Denny
Did you know that there are hundreds or maybe thousands of ways to create great cocktails?
All it takes is the right mix of ingredients and you end up with an outstanding concoction!
We are agents for “Quittin’ Time”, a supplier of the world’s best rums! These rums have never been seen before on Australian shores like Brinley Gold Flavored Rums, such as Vanilla, Coconut, Mango, Coffee and Lime, La Mauny Rum Punches and full flavored rums from Martinique, and Premium Riviere Du Mat Rums from Reunion Island east of Madagascar.
Our product is Fun LED Glassware so we decided to experiment using different flavoured rums in our wonderful light up glasses.
One of our best recipes, (our version of a Piña Colada Smoothy), which we then poured into light-up Margarita glasses, contained the following ingredients:
- 1 part Brinley Gold Coconut Rum
- 4 parts La Mauny Piña Colada
- 1 banana
- 1 slice fresh pineapple
Fill a blender with ice, pour in the rums, add the banana and pineapple, and blend it all together. Pour into the glass and garnish with a slice of pineapple.
What you end up with is a refreshing Summer drink, but don’t drink too quickly or you’ll end up with an “ice” headache! Enjoy!!
Don’t Steal Someone Else’s Drink!
February 20, 2009 by Susan Denny
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, ‘What’cha gonna do about it?’
The poor little guy starts crying.
‘Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,’ the biker says. ‘I didn’t think you’d CRY.’ ‘I can’t stand to see a man crying.
“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can’t do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.”
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don’t have any insurance.
I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.
Margarita Glass Now Available!
February 18, 2009 by Susan Denny
Just arrived is the new Margarita glass and it looks great!
It has all the same great features as the Wine and Martini glasses.
- Eight light-up colour options including a rotating option through all colours
- Non-slip and mark resistent rubber edged plastic base
- Sturdy 12mm diameter stem design (not the usual 10mm)
- Replaceable batteries for years of enjoyment
- Food-grade clear polystyrene plastic
- Exclusive ‘Champagne Bubble’ design stem
- Stainless steel threaded inserts
- CE certified EMC compliance
- ’Swap-A-Top’ design
Prices start at $9.00 for a single glass and all pricing and ordering details can be found by going to the LED Margarita Glasses tab.
Life’s too short not to have fun, so enjoy your next social occasion with your favourite Margarita in a light-up glass.
Fun LED Margarita Glasses
February 11, 2009 by Susan Denny
Made from high quality polystyrene acrylic with a stainless steel threaded grommet, these margarita glasses have an “exclusive” champagne bubble design stem, which is 12mm in diameter.
Each glass has a non-slip and mark resistant rubber edged plastic base, CE certified EMC compliance and “Swap-A-Top” design and has a button underneath the base which can be pressed to change the colours to either red, blue, green, purple, aqua, yellow and pale blue and a rotation of all colours automatically.
The top of the glasses can be removed for easy washing in your dishwasher.
The button batteries are replaceable.
There is one glass per box and 48 boxes to a case.
Click HERE to be taken to my secure order screen
PRICING AUD:
1 x Margarita Glass $9.00
6 x Margarita Glasses $51.00
12 x Margarita Glasses $96.00
24 x Margarita Glasses $180.00
48 (1 Case) x Margarita Glasses $321.60
Click HERE to be taken to my secure order screen
Looking For Jesus!
February 6, 2009 by Susan Denny
Have you ever wondered why one person’s perception of a situation can be totally different from someone else? Here’s a great example:
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk answers, “Yes, I am.”
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, “Brother, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, “Have you found Jesus, my brother?”
The drunk again answers, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again - but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
It’s amazing how alcohol can completely change our way of thinking! Hope you enjoyed the joke!